for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ >> jay: hi, folks. how are you? hello, dear. how are you doing? hi, everybody! thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you, that's very kind. boy, here's something. this is like, the third time i've read this in the paper. according to several reports, a a lot of people think 2 2013 is going to be bad luck because it has the number 13 in it. you know what you call these people? notre dame fans. they're notre dame -- [ laughter and ohs ] that's what you call them. woo. congratulations to alabama, who beat notre dame last night, 42-14. [ cheers and applause ] i got -- come on. you got to admit, notre dame looked bad. and not just regular bad, that was philadelphia eagles bad. [ audience ohs ] that was bad. >> rickey: that's really bad.